Valentine's Day

All you need is love! But a little chocolate every now and then doesn't hurt. 
-Charles M. Schulz 

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-Walt Disney 

I don’t understand why cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance the last thing I want is a chubby toddler in a diaper coming at me with a weapon. 

-Anonymous